FUTURE FAILURES

Michael Raymont, via Facebook

Unfortunately we are heading towards the future of bland motoring (Barely Holden on: Ford almost overtakes rival, April sales figures show, WheelsMag.com.au).

In 40 years time, will we look at ‘classic’ 2017 SUVs and go, “Jeez, what a great-looking classic car; I want one” or “I want the last of the V8s”?

Because I know what I would choose. Hint: it’s not some useless, soulless, bland SUV that the boring masses drive.