Adrian Wells, via email

The story on the Thylacine (‘Tiger Tale’, February) wasn’t a bad yarn – I hope the Thylacine is alive and still out there somewhere. However, what disappointed me about that story was the condition of the Jaguar.

The photos show plenty of nice blue sky with wispy cloud but the car is covered in shit.

Those two deserve a kick in the arse for not washing such a beautiful car.

It’s only ‘shit’ in suburbia, Adrian.

In the wilds of Tasmania, it’s the patina of a roadtrip. But please come along next time as chief car washer. – Ed