Quirks of nature

These four affordable and crazy little critters certainly push the desig n envelope, but which weirdo is most wonderful?

WORDS NATHAN PONCHARD PHOTOS ELLEN DEWAR

C I T R O E N C A C T U S | F I A T 5 0 0 X | M I N I C L U B M A N | S U Z U K I V I TA R A

These four affordable and crazy little critters certainly push the desig n envelope, but which weirdo is most wonderful?

ACK when people’s houses were a Kenwood mix-master of patterns, just like their clothing, and Aussies bought cars painted in every colour of the rainbow, the small-car category was a hotbed of weird, wacky, and wonderful. And the beige homogeneity of the future was just an Orwellian fantasy.

From in-line, flat and vee engines to gearboxes mounted inside the sump, ‘hammock’ seats, flip-up windows and even a single frontfacing door, the creative freedom in designing a small car meant that car manufacturers could genuinely push the envelope. But then the world push the envelope. But then the world stopped taking risks and the small-car category became depressingly conformist, with the odd exception like Renault’s first-generation Twingo and Ford’s original Ka.

Citroen, Fiat, Mini and Suzuki have all made sizeable impressions on the weird and wacky aspects of our psyche. Think France’s ‘Tin Snail’, the 2CV; Italy’s rearengined lineage of 500, 600 and 850 (and variations like the original Multipla); England’s game-changing, transverse-engined, front-drive Mini of ’59; and Japan’s trailblazing two-stroke, four-wheel-drive Suzuki LJ.

And judging by this quartet of quirk, each brand has rediscovered how to make the slightly oddball saleable.

Headlining 2016’s freakazoid flock is Citroen’s defiantly left-wing C4 Cactus. Two years after its Geneva show debut, the double chevron’s ode to utility is finally raising eyebrows in Australia, resplendent in a variety of eye-widening colours to play off the patented ‘Airbump’ cladding (in black, grey, cream or chocolate) on its doors, and its concept-car-like LED running-light slashes. With ’50s-style bench-type seating, an avantgarde dashboard and several unusual design details, the Cactus is a car you’ll either love or loathe – name included – depending on where you’re positioned on the conservatism scale.

Chasing a similar market with a similar emphasis on design, Fiat’s ‘SUV when you aren’t having an SUV’, the 500X, also stands out from the crowd. Literally.

Melding the design cues of Fiat’s hugely successful, decade-old Nuova Cinquecento into a five-door expanded hatchback, the 500X measures a statuesque 1600mm tall. And that’s the front-driver. The rangetopping AWD Cross Plus hikes that 20mm further, making it 10mm taller than Suzuki’s more traditionally proportioned Vitara ‘All Grip’.

No matter which wheels are doing the driving, Suzuki’s reborn Vitara is like a room with a view.

Front passengers feel almost like they’re sitting on a throne as they peer over its retro, clamshell-style bonnet, inspired by the original 1988 Vitara. But it’s underneath where the latter-day Vitara both conforms to and confounds Suzuki tradition.

Riding on all-wheel-drive underpinnings, the flagship Vitara S Turbo continues the DNA link back to Suzuki’s pioneering baby 4WDs of the ’70s. But with monocoque construction and a feisty all-new 1.4-litre ‘Boosterjet’ four, this Vitara has more in common with Suzuki’s hothatch lineage than any previous SUV it has produced.

This quartet of quirk shows how to make the oddball saleable

If there’s one thing the Mini Clubman has in spades, it’s history, however spurious. While today’s designintense BMW-developed generation owes absolutely nothing to its once-radical forebears in anything but name, the new-millennium Mini has had a massive influence on a global scale. Not only is it the first genuine retro smash hit, it’s also the master of customisation, be it colour, trim, engine, transmission, bodystyle, you name it. From a base 3dr Mini One manual to a fully loaded, heavily turbocharged 5dr, Clubman or Convertible range-topper, there’s a Mini out there to suit almost everyone.

On the surface, we’ve chosen potentially the wackiest Mini there is – the wagon-esque Clubman in three-pot turbo guise. With its barn-type rear doors opening outwards in sequence, and an even longer wheelbase than the (older-generation) Countryman that sits above it, the lengthy Clubman looks a little bit like a sausage dog. Which is kinda weird for a car.

The C4 Cactus inherits its underpinnings and part of its name from Citroen’s snoozy current-generation C4 hatch, much like the jacked-up coupe/hatch DS 4, though it has been allowed to develop very much of its own accord, rather than inheriting C4 cast-offs like the dreary dashboard donated to the DS 4. And it’s this simpler, weight-conscious approach that underpins the essence of this unusual vehicle.

Indeed, the Cactus is a very different beast to its namesake. Almost everywhere you look, its design has been simplified in the name of utility, but also to make a statement. For example, its rear door windows don’t wind down – they pop out, much like a three-door hatch’s, which won’t please dogs that love shooting the breeze – though the upside is a perfectly flush rear body section, as well as extra storage in the lower door.

The front passenger doesn’t get an outer air vent, but the centre one is twice as big as the driver’s to compensate, and the Cactus is one of the few cars on sale today without a tacho. Instead, a simple gearshift indicator appears in its digital instrument strip when it believes you should be considering another ratio.

And even if you think that’s poppycock, remember that PSA’s brilliant turbo-triple is so goddamn tractable and torquey, it operates much like an air-cooled Volkswagen.

You simply drive it by feel.

In order to rip 200kg from the C4 hatch’s bland body, however, some ‘weight saving’ is a step too far. Like the Cactus’s tilt-only steering column, its lack of one-touch power windows (you have to hold the button for all of them), no grab-handles in our panoramic roof-equipped test car, and a flimsy boot-floor cover that leaves painted metal exposed to scuffing. But then that also allows some funky body colour to creep inside, like a car from decades ago, and the Citroen’s deep 358-litre compartment is a great size, underpinned by a spacesaver spare and a split-fold rear backrest that turns this Airbumped little charmer into something of a Tardis.

The Clubman might be viewed as a more conservative Mini by the standards of its form-obsessed brethren, but we think that’s one of its strengths. As is the fact it shares surprisingly little sheetmetal with the rather stumpy 5dr Hatch. Indeed, the Clubman is much, much larger than its hatchback stablemate, to the point where it’s almost a totally new car. With a completely different dashboard. And the measurements confirm as much – 271mm longer and 73mm wider, riding on a 103mm longer wheelbase. It’s the Mini you have when you aren’t having a Mini.

Same goes for the surprisingly large 500X. This Fiat- 500-in-name-only ranks equal first with the longest, widest, tallest and heaviest of its fashionista competitor set, which is both a good and a bad thing. While the Clubman adds 25kg to the 500X’s weighbridge ticket, the Fiat is nearly 160mm taller than the Mini, handing

The Mini looks like a sausage dog, which is kinda weird for a car

Where from art thou?

Underneath the Mini Clubman’s snag-like exterior lurks arguably the most conventional car of this foursome, mainly because it isn’t trying to infuse itself with the taste of SUV.

But it’s actually related to one – BMW’s X1 (above), which shares its 2670mm wheelbase with both the Mini wagon and the mumsy 2 Series Active Tourer.

The 500X, Vitara and Cactus can also trace their mechanical roots to various other vehicles, not all of which are cars.

The Fiat is famously twinned with Jeep’s Renegade and is built in its Melfi plant in southern Italy; the Suzuki Vitara is screwed together in Hungary alongside its S-Cross relative; and Citroen’s Cactus comes from Madrid, rather than the Mulhouse plant in France that cranks out its C4 and DS 4 relatives.

Space oddity

Brilliant mise-en-scene conveys an exceptional feeling of space.

Remarkably comfortable lowback seats and flat floor remind us of an Austin 1800 from the ’60s, and we love the luggageinspired door pulls. Funky flip-up glovebox lid continues the theme, with rubber nodules intended to let you place your phone there and not have it slide around.

Digital speedo almost perfectly accurate, though tilt-only wheel adjustment is a bugger.

X Factor

500X cabin uses Fiat-Chrysler’s parts bin to useful effect, yet manages to convey its own personality. Commanding driving position, sliding centre armrest, clear instruments and logical ‘UConnect’ touchscreen make the Fiat an easy car to live with ... if you don’t mind swathes of clammy red vinyl. Rear seat fails to match the front pair for comfort, however, and the overall feel lacks both the Mini’s quality and the Citroen’s class, as well as the baby 500’s designer fun.

Details, details

Everywhere you look, Mini Clubman has the detail design to impress. A more cohesive and mature dash arrangement sets it apart from the 3/5dr Minis, while stuff like proper door bins (that actually house bottles) make genuine practical sense. But it’s the textures that count. Non-slip rubber mats (in the door bins and in front of the gearlever) have a plaid print embossed on them, and the test car’s optional sports seats are a lesson to everyone in how to make cloth trim look cool.

Family matters

108 All that sparkles in Vitara’s interior is stuff that we like.

Beautifully clear instruments, a terrific leather-clad wheel, a tactile touchscreen arrangement and neat HVAC controls are each a pleasant distraction from its hard, econocar plastics. Likewise flashes of red stitching, red vent surrounds and Vitara’s signature oversized analogue clock. Rear seat capable of seating three in comfort, though Cactus is better.

it a top-heavy disadvantage matched only by the similarly configured, though 60kg-lighter AWD Suzuki.

And that’s how they play out on the road. With its low centre of gravity making up for any weight-related issues, it doesn’t take long behind the Clubman’s chunky steering wheel to discover its UKL platform was clearly intended to underpin a Mini first, not a frontdrive BMW SUV/MPV. In fact, we’d go so far as to say that – ballistic Mini GP variants aside – the latest F54 Clubman is the most dynamically cohesive Mini variant since the brand’s relaunch 15 years ago.

While the considerable expansion in track width (by more than 60mm) and wheelbase over the Mini 5dr has muted the Clubman’s keenness to change direction, this has also removed the smaller Mini’s nervousness.

What the Clubman’s growth spurt has introduced is a newfound level of progression and fluidity to the Mini’s responses, which manages to enhance the satisfying way its chassis pivots into a corner, in direct correlation to the amount of steering lock you’ve dialled in. And all this without the irritating ride that blights any Mini 3dr without adaptive dampers.

Enhancing the Clubman’s sporting dynamic polish is its driving position, strengthened by tightly bolstered (optional) sports seats in our test car to provide an excellent base to work from. And while the Cooper-spec Clubman’s terrific steering wheel lacks shift paddles, its transmission gate is configured so that you nudge the lever forward for a downshift, in our (and BMW’s) preferred fashion.

About the only real downside is the 1.5-litre 100kW three-cylinder turbo’s ultimate lack of herbs. While it thrums smoothly and feels impressively elastic, endowing it with deceptive pace in much the same way as the three-pot turbo Citroen, there’s no escaping the Mini’s solid 1320kg kerb weight, which impacts on its real-world fuel consumption (11.4L/100km on test). A bit more boost and a touch more induction and exhaust rasp is what the Cooper Clubman needs to adequately support its addictive handling.

For textbook proof of what a reduction in weight does to a car, look no further than the Cactus. Weighing just 1020kg, the five-speed manual turbo-petrol Citroen

has a massive potential efficiency advantage over its rivals, which it fulfils in reality with breathtaking effectiveness. Indeed, it’s 7.0L/100km test average is so far ahead of what its rivals manage that, combined with the largest fuel tank of the group, the Cactus offers an easily achievable range of 714km per tank, compared to 528km for the Vitara (drinking a respectable 8.9L/100km), 421km for the stocky Mini and a disappointing 387km for the surprisingly thirsty Fiat (guzzling 12.4L/100km).

The only downside to the Citroen’s outstanding efficiency is that it’s available as a manual or nothing, which is fine by us but not when 80 percent of buyers are choosing the inferior turbo-diesel because it doesn’t have a clutch.

Another Cactus negative relates to its lack of steering reach adjustment. Getting its quirkily styled leatherclad wheel in the right place to attack corners creates a tightly bunched environment for your legs, especially if you’re lanky. Things can get busy down at footwell level and the only way to adequately heel-and-toe for downshifts is by rolling your right foot onto the throttle, much like you do in an old VW Beetle.

The Citroen’s five-speed shift has quite a long throw, though its combination of leggy gearing and brilliantly tractable performance means you can often leave it in third and just enjoy the ride – one that is best experienced at no more than eight-tenths. At a more leisurely pace, the Cactus feels loping and lovely on country roads, but push harder and you get the sense it would rather be doing something else. It’s competent, though, and offers a degree of rear-end steer to enhance its poise until stability-control intervention begins to inhibit the fun, but the Cactus doesn’t egg you on the way a Peugeot 308 does.

Jumping straight from the relatively low-slung Cactus into the 500X, the first thing you notice is the massive increase in driving-position height, which some buyers will love. The Fiat’s chunky three-spoke wheel implies sportiness, despite a rim that is arguably too thick, and so do its shift paddles and multiple drive modes (Auto, Sport and Traction Plus) activated by a dial on the centre console. But the reality is a mixed bag of okay, underwhelming and irritating.

Chief dynamic spoiler is the 500X’s electric steering, which feels gooey in Sport mode, and slightly crisper in Auto, though it’s always about degrees of viscosity. And the fat wheel rim only exacerbates the impression.

Once into a corner, the 500X’s balance is reasonable but it lacks the Citroen’s fluidity, and never feels like it wants to be pushed. Unless you’re brave enough to hammer right to its limit, then pull back, you’re never entirely sure what the Fiat’s adhesion level is, and its gritty, jiggly ride only enhances the feeling that the 500X is dynamically patchy.

The driver reward it does offer stems from its keen and subtly raspy engine, but even then Fiat’s 1.4 turbo can only just keep the Citroen honest in 80-120km/h rolling acceleration, despite using every gear available (as opposed to being held manually in third).

If it’s proper grunt you’re after, only one of these curios truly delivers – the Vitara S Turbo. Suzuki’s allnew 1.4-litre turbo-petrol four is a sweet little peach, proving smoothly responsive while smashing the others in standing-start acceleration, even though it won’t rev beyond 6000rpm. A manual transmission would be nice (and is a possibility if enough people show interest), though the Vitara’s six-speed auto does a good job of channelling the ‘Boosterjet’ four’s torque, making this tall-boy small SUV feel more like a warm hatch.

There’s driver reward in the 500X’s punchy, raspy engine

Jeep seats

One person’s trash is another person’s treasure, and so it proves with the Jeep Renegade versus Fiat 500X debate. Riding on the same platform and built in the same Italian factory, we would have included a 103kW Renegade dualclutch in this test had FCA allowed us, but it’s against company policy.

For the record, the Jeep’s steering viscosity is worse than the Fiat’s, though its handling is arguably neater and its ride slightly less annoying. We also prefer its styling, and it’s had yet another price cut.

The Sport now starts at $26K (down $3500 since launch last October), with the Longitude priced at $32K (down $2500), Limited at $35K (down $3500) and Trailhawk at $39K (down $2500).

CITROEN C4 CACTUS

$26,990/As tested $30,140**

Drivetrain

Engine in-line 3, dohc, 12v, turbo Layout front engine (east-west), front drive Capacity 1199cc Power 81kW @ 5500rpm Torque 205Nm @ 1500rpm Transmission 5-speed manual

Chassis

Body steel, 5 doors, 5 seats L/W/H/W–B 4157/1729/1480/2595mm Front/rear track 1477/1477mm Weight 1020kg Boot capacity 358 litres Fuel/capacity 95 octane/50 litres Fuel consumption 7.0L/100km (test average) Suspension Front: struts, A-arms, anti-roll bar Rear: torsion beam, coil springs, anti-roll bar Steering electric rack-and-pinion Turning Circle 10.9m (3.0 turns lock-to-lock) Front brakes ventilated discs (266mm) Rear brakes drums (203mm) Tyres Goodyear Efficient Grip Tyre size 205/50R17 89V

Safety

NCAP rating (Euro)

FIAT 500X POP STAR

$32,000/As tested $33,640** in-line 4, dohc, 16v, turbo front engine (east-west), front drive 1368cc 103kW @ 5500rpm 230Nm @ 2500rpm 6-speed dual-clutch steel, 4 doors, 5 seats 4248/1796/1600/2570mm 1545/1545mm 1295kg 346 litres 95 octane/48 litres 12.4L/100km (test average) Front: struts, A-arms, anti-roll bar Rear: struts, A-arms, anti-roll bar electric rack-and-pinion 11.1m (2.7 turns lock-to-lock) ventilated discs (281mm) solid discs (278mm) Goodyear Efficient Grip 215/55R17 94V (Euro)

MINI COOPER CLUBMAN

$34,900/As tested $39,500** in-line 3, dohc, 12v, turbo front engine (east-west), front drive 1499cc 100kW @ 4400rpm 220Nm @ 1250rpm 6-speed automatic steel, 6 doors, 5 seats 4253/1800/1441/2670mm 1564/1565mm 1320kg 360 litres 95 octane/48 litres 11.4L/100km (test average) Front: struts, A-arms, anti-roll bar Rear: multi-links, coil springs, anti-roll bar electric rack-and-pinion 11.3m (2.5 turns lock-to-lock) ventilated discs (294mm) solid discs (280mm) Bridgestone Turanza T001 225/45R17 94W (Euro)

SUZUKI VITARA S TURBO

$32,990/As tested $33,887** in-line 4, dohc, 16v, turbo front engine (east-west), all drive 1373cc 103kW @ 5500rpm 220Nm @ 1500-4000rpm 6-speed automatic steel, 5 doors, 5 seats 4175/1775/1610/2500mm 1535/1505mm 1235kg 375 litres 95 octane/47 litres 8.9L/100km (test average) Front: struts, A-arms, anti-roll bar Rear: De Dion axle, coil springs, anti-roll bar electric rack-and-pinion 10.4m (3.0 turns lock-to-lock) ventilated discs (280mm) solid discs (259mm) Continental ContiEcoContact 5 215/55R17 94V (Euro)

You sit high on top of the Vitara’s (monocoque) underpinnings, delivering close to a proper SUV driving position, but there’s a really nice chassis lurking beneath. The all-wheel-drive Vitara S Turbo rolls onto its back end when you get stuck into it, and even allows its tail to slide a little when you lift off, with loads of traction on demand to pull you out of corners. But it’s the electric steering calibration that continues to be the Vitara’s weakest link.

Despite a retune for all MY16 Vitaras that has removed the stickiness that blighted last year’s examples, the Suzuki’s steering is still too vacant at straight ahead and lacks cohesion with its chassis.

That said, the more lock you apply on winding roads, the greater its poise, though more work is needed to tie it all together, including taming its overly sensitive braking response and susceptibility to crosswinds.

Same goes for Vitara’s ride. Shod with reasonably modest Continental Eco Contact 215/55R17s, it feels unsettled at all speeds, even carrying a full load of mates, though it sounds worse than it feels, with quite a bit of tyre roar and some suspension noise and float over big bumps. But it houses four adults with relative ease (or five at a pinch), with rear folk seated theatrestyle on a nicely elevated cushion, undermined slightly by an excessively reclined backrest.

If it’s true five-person comfort you’re chasing, then Cactus is it. While its suspension damping isn’t perfect, with too much going on at urban speeds, it lopes along with an agreeable pliancy on country roads, feeling soft but likeable, and its bench-style seating design is genius. Providing not only a great view, like interiors with low-back seats from 50 years ago, the Citroen offers both enough lateral support up front and a three-person rear bench that’s unbelievably comfortable, with excellent toe and legroom.

Unexpectedly, the Mini shines almost as brightly as the Cactus, and in some areas even more so. Its lengthy

These four brands have made sizeable impacts on our psyche

Unequal measure U

Not since Chrysler’s infamously vast 1971 VH Valiant range has a manufacturer offered so many wheelbase lengths under essentially the same design. The thirdgen Mini range kicks off with a 2495mm wheelbase (for the 3dr and Convertible), stretches to 2567mm for the slightly illproportioned 5dr, and tops out at 2670mm for the Clubman wagon.

Before metrification, the ’71 Chryslers rode on 105-inch (Charger coupe), 111-inch (Valiant/Regal sedan, wagon and utility) and 115-inch wheelbases (Valiant/Regal twodoor hardtop, Chrysler by Chrysler sedan and hardtop).

cabin offers the most rear-seat legroom, as well as an impressive theatre-style view and terrific all-round vision for a Mini. And the Clubman sits a class above in its finish and features. Four auto-up/down power windows, dual front lumbar support adjustment, a removable/configurable boot floor, plus two elasticised boot straps and bins in the rear barn doors prove that you get what you pay for in a Mini Clubman.

It also – wait for it – rides well. Wearing 225/45R17 Bridgestone Turanzas, the Clubman is firm but all of a piece, with a comforting, rattle-free solidity. There’s some coarse-surface tyre noise but otherwise the Clubman sits right at the pointy end when it comes to accommodation.

Thankfully, the 500X experience improves greatly with a load, allowing occupants to actually enjoy the expansive view, though its lateral movement and tyre noise are the worst of the group and so is its rear seat, despite offering loads of headroom. The seat cushion is a bit hard, but it’s the backrest that breaks the deal, with a convex shape that pushes you outwards and a red vinyl upper section that feels clammy between your shoulder blades.

All of which ultimately spells ‘wooden spoon’ for the 500X. While far from being a total dunger, it looks and feels a bit like a Fiat designed for Americans, lacking the design subtlety to match its punchy, likeable drivetrain. The 500X is missing both the regular 500’s fun and the Citroen Cactus’s panache, though improved seating and a comprehensive dynamic rethink could turn things around. But as it stands we can understand why people might prefer a Jeep Renegade… Unless you’re completely invested in the Fiat’s appearance, the more generic Vitara S Turbo is a much stronger proposition, blending gutsy performance with surprising efficiency and the obvious USP of all-wheel drive among this quirky quartet. It can be fun to drive, too, and offers an interesting mix of colours and trims to make up for its budget plastics and econocar basics.

But it doesn’t feel special like the Cactus does.

From its high-design interior details to its exceptional feeling of space and striking exterior, the C4 Cactus is the first affordable Citroen in forever to really seem gloriously weird. Light, frugal, comfortable and enjoyable to drive, besides its obvious visual appeal the highlight of the Cactus is that brilliant engine with its towering tractability and fine personality. Thing is, all that design deliciousness rides on PSA’s decade-old PF1 platform, not the newer EMP2 design afforded Peugeot’s excellent 308, and that’s the blueprint the Cactus sets for Citroen’s future; avantgarde design disguising proven mechanicals beneath.

Here’s hoping this philosophy continues to work.

One thing that works to a surprising degree is Mini’s Clubman. While its biggest design feature – those barn rear doors – is ironically its biggest flaw in terms of practicality, there’s a cohesion to this car that few modern Minis have managed to achieve. In fact, slightly awkward styling aside, we reckon this is the best Mini since the brand’s 2001 relaunch. And, in fine Mini tradition, it continues to deliver something the others can’t – choice. Manual or automatic, petrol or diesel, slow or fast, subtle or sinister, there’s a quirky, unique Clubman out there for everyone.

CITROEN C4 CACTUS

Performance

Power-to-weight: 79kW per tonne Redline/cut-out: none/ 6200rpm Speed at indicated 100km/h: 99 Speed in gears 48km/h @ 6200rpm 91km/h @ 6200rpm 128km/h @ 6200rpm 167km/h @ 6200rpm 188km/h @ 5470rpm* Standing-start acceleration 0-20km/h: 1.2sec 0-40km/h: 2.5sec 0-60km/h: 4.4sec 0-80km/h: 6.6sec 0-100km/h: 9.9sec 0-120km/h: 13.9sec 0-140km/h: 19.2sec 0-160km/h: 28.3sec 0-400m: 17.0sec @ 132.7km/h Rolling acceleration: 3rd/4th/5th 80-12Okm/h: 6.9/8.9/11.0sec Braking distance 10Okm/h-0: 37.7m 1 2 3 4 5 6

Verdict 7.5/10

Excellent seating; interesting interior; superb engine; suppleness and charm Tilt-only steering; busy urban ride; detail anomalies; no auto option Track: Heathcote Dragstrip, windy. Temp: 17°C.

Driver: Nathan Ponchard * Manufacturer’s claim.

Warranty: 6yr/unlimited km. Service interval: 12 months/15,000km. Glass’s 3-year resale: 48% AAMI insurance: $870 ** Includes premium paint ($800), panoramic roof ($1250), black wheels ($1000) and C-pillar lettering ($100)

FIAT 500X POP STAR

Performance

Power-to-weight: 80kW per tonne Redline/cut-out: 6600/6600rpm Speed at indicated 100km/h: 97 Speed in gears 45km/h @ 6600rpm 83km/h @ 6600rpm 131km/h @ 6600rpm 190km/h @ 6600rpm* 190km/h @ 5050rpm* 173km/h @ 3800rpm* Standing-start acceleration 0-20km/h: 1.1sec 0-40km/h: 2.5sec 0-60km/h: 4.2sec 0-80km/h: 6.6sec 0-100km/h: 9.5sec 0-120km/h: 13.5sec 0-140km/h: 18.5sec 0-160km/h: 26.5sec 0-400m: 16.9sec @ 133.8km/h Rolling acceleration: Drive 80-12Okm/h: 6.7sec Braking distance 10Okm/h-0: 37.2m

6.0/10

Vision; spirited drivetrain; decent room; customisable appearance Gritty ride; gooey steering; flawed rear seat shape; fuel consumption Track: Heathcote Dragstrip, windy. Temp: 17°C.

Driver: Nathan Ponchard * Estimated value or manufacturer’s claim. Warranty: 3yr/150,000km.

Service interval: 12 months/15,000km. Glass’s 3-year resale: 53% AAMI insurance: $1085 ** Includes metallic paint ($500) and Red Xtra Pack ($1140)

MINI COOPER CLUBMAN

Performance

Power-to-weight: 76kW per tonne Redline/cut-out: 6500/6500rpm Speed at indicated 100km/h: 95 Speed in gears 47km/h @ 6500rpm 84km/h @ 6500rpm 136km/h @ 6500rpm 185km/h @ 6500rpm 205km/h @ 5380rpm* 205km/h @ 4250rpm* Standing-start acceleration 0-20km/h: 1.2sec 0-40km/h: 2.4sec 0-60km/h: 4.4sec 0-80km/h: 6.7sec 0-100km/h: 9.7sec 0-120km/h: 13.6sec 0-140km/h: 18.8sec 0-160km/h: 26.5sec 0-400m: 17.0sec @ 133.3km/h Rolling acceleration: Drive 80-12Okm/h: 6.8sec Braking distance 10Okm/h-0: 38.2m

8.0/10

A great all-rounder with personality and panache; interior quality; choice Engine could be stronger and more economical; barn doors a bit dicky Track: Heathcote Dragstrip, windy. Temp: 17°C.

Driver: Nathan Ponchard * Manufacturer’s claim.

Warranty: 3yr/unlimited km. Service interval: variable. Glass’s 3-year resale: 53% AAMI insurance: $1079 ** Includes sat-nav ($1100), sports seats ($1500), piano-black trim ($300), Pepper Package ($1700) and black roof/mirror caps (no cost)

SUZUKI VITARA S TURBO

Performance

Power-to-weight: 83kW per tonne Redline/cut-out: 6000/6000rpm Speed at indicated 100km/h: 95 Speed in gears 53km/h @ 6000rpm 91km/h @ 6000rpm 139km/h @ 6000rpm 186km/h @ 6000rpm 200km/h @ 4730rpm* 187km/h @ 3500rpm* Standing-start acceleration 0-20km/h: 1.2sec 0-40km/h: 2.4sec 0-60km/h: 3.9sec 0-80km/h: 5.7sec 0-100km/h: 8.3sec 0-120km/h: 11.3sec 0-140km/h: 15.3sec 0-160km/h: 21.5sec 0-400m: 16.0sec @ 142.8km/h Rolling acceleration: Drive 80-12Okm/h: 5.5sec Braking distance 10Okm/h-0: 37.2m

7.0/10

Sweet engine; strong grip; decent handling; neat styling; vision Vacant steering; cheap cabin plastics; lumpy ride; no manual Track: Heathcote Dragstrip, windy. Temp: 16°C.

Driver: Nathan Ponchard * Estimated value or manufacturer’s claim. Warranty: 3yr/100,000km.

Service interval: 6 months/10,000km. Glass’s 3-year resale: n/a AAMI insurance: $923 ** Includes black side body moulding ($299), black grained DRL bezel ($199) and two-tone front skid plate ($399)