SURVIVAL GUIDE

EVERYTHING YOU NEED TO KNOW IF YOU’RE HEADING TO ALICE SPRINGS FOR THE FOURTH RED CENTRENATS!

STORY IAIN KELLY

ALICE Springs is going to rumble to the beat of some of Australia’s coolest and craziest cars this Father’s Day long weekend as the fourth Red CentreNATS takes over the outback city. Between Thursday 30 August and Sunday 2 September the Summernats crew, in association with the Northern Territory Government, is putting on a killer show packed with activities that allow entrants to use their cars in a fun environment, and give spectators the chance to see these amazing machines being cruised, raced and enjoyed.

The whole event takes place in a 12km radius, between Lasseters Centre Of Entertainment (93 Barrett Drive) in Alice Springs itself, the Blatherskite Park facility (Len Kittle Drive, Ilparpa) 3km out of town, and Alice Springs Inland Dragway a further 8km down the Stuart Highway.

One key element that makes Red CentreNATS such a beaut weekend is the $45 permit that allows some of the wilder blown or race cars to cruise along public roads in a defined area. The sight of some of Australia’s craziest blown, methanol-sucking burnout machines queuing for drive-thru service at the local Macca’s will never get old, and is unique to Red CentreNATS.

On top of being able to scope out 1500hp brutes cruising the blacktop, there is grass and tar-based driving events to test entrants’ skills, a dyno cell for the number-crunchers, a 4x4 offroad course, Elite- and Street-class judging, plus a huge outdoor car show, a rock concert Saturday night, and the Sunday-night wrap-up party.

For those sweating last-minute entry, you will be able to roll in and buy your spot on the Thursday or Friday before the event kicks off properly on the Saturday. Bring the family, as kids under 13 get in for free!

We’ve attended every year so far – including bringing along our own twin-turbo LS-powered Carnage MX5.7 last year – and have had a ball every single time. Even if you don’t have a cool cruiser to rock up in, hop a flight and check out a genuinely awesome show in the heart of our country.

RED ALERT

ANDY LOPEZ

AUSTRALIA’S outback Father’s Day-weekend party, the Red Cent n reNATS, is once again looking like an absolute cracker. We’ve tinkered with the schedule a bit to make it easier for punters to get to all the venues and see morer of th thiis awesome sho h w. The Street Parade has moved from Friday to o Saturday night, which means a ass mas ive show ’n’ h ne at the show n shi wgrounds on Satturday afternoon as we form up.

This new weekend slot willl see many more spectators lining the road to watch the parade, before the Rock N Rumble concert takes us into the night.

The Alice Springs Inla and n Dragway will be packed over the weekend, wi w th a full schedule of drag racing and burnouts.

As usual, the skids are split into the Burnout Competition and the Burnout Masters. The past three years have seen some of Australia’s top burnout drivers come m and put on an epi p c show.

With the Street Parade moving to Saturday, that means burnouts start on Friday night, with the qualifiers for Masters and Competition kicking off in the early evening.

The drags will run both full-competition race cars and a dial-your-own class for punters wanting to have a crack at running their car.

It’s a killer show at the showgrounds, led by Summernats 31 Grand Champion Grant Connor and his Bad Apple ’67 XR Falcon. On top of the Street and Elite beasts in the show hall, there is also the show ’n’ shine running outside, plus a 4WD course, dyno cell, grass motorkhana and tar khanacross, and heaps of Australia’s toughest cars cruising the streets, with the Northern Territory Government once again issuing permits for certain wild cars to drive on the roads.

It’ll be a party the likes of which you won’t see anywhere else!

SHOW IT OFF

THE Show Hall at Blatherskite Park will be stacked with cars from the Street- and Elite-level show classes, all vying for glory from the judging panel. The undercover pavilion will be open 9am-3:30pm on the Saturday.

If you want to wander through rows of cool cars, then the Shannons Show ’n’ Shine will be your jam, and it runs over two huge days at the Blatherskite Park facility.

Gates to the parkland by the river open at 9am Saturday and Sunday, closing at 9:30pm on both days, with the Shannons Show ’n’ Shine running the whole time to make use of that awesome Northern Territory spring weather.

STREET OUTLAWS

THIS year, the Yeperenye Shopping Centre Red CentreNATS Street Parade will run on Saturday 1 September. Previous years had seen it take place on the Friday, but for 2018 Australia’s largest street parade has shifted a day later.

This will give spectators a better look at some of the angriest machinery to cruise public streets in Oz, thanks to the NT Government issuing roadgoing permits to everything from 1500hp alkyguzzling burnout rigs to full-blown drag cars – and even a couple of blokes in their twin-turbo LS1powered MX-5!

Now, if you’re frothing at the idea of jamming a blown big-block into a bed frame, slapping some wheels on and cruising Alice Springs, the organisers still scrutineer cars to make sure they’re not too loud or crazy before letting them loose during Red CentreNATS. If you’re wondering where the ‘too crazy’ line is, we were told a back-halved, twin-turbo LS MX-5 is getting right up to the limit.

The Street Parade kicks off at Blatherskite Park at 5pm Saturday, running into town and back.

SKIDS FOR KIDS

SKID comps and Aussie car shows go together like snags and Bunnings, and Red CentreNATS has plenty of tyre-frying mayhem over two days for punters to froth over.

The action at Red CentreNATS #4 is divided between the Burnout Championship and Burnout Masters classes, with qualifying at Alice Springs Inland Dragway (ASID) running from 4:30pm to 10:30pm on Friday, and the finals taking place on Sunday from 11am until 2pm.

If you can’t get out to ASID, there will also be a display of the Burnout Masters at Blatherskite Park at 3pm on Sunday.

PUNCHING CONES

THE driving events have had a bit of a shuffle this year, with the motorkhana now renamed the Lasseters Khanacross, and the grass driving events turned into the Thrifty Motorkhana.

The khanacross will still be a course through the Lasseters Centre Of Entertainment car park from 10am to 12pm on the Sunday, so make sure either that your power steering is topped up, or you haven’t gone too hard on the weights that morning at the gym if you don’t have hydraulic steering assistance! Point and squirt is the aim of the game, and try to be smooth on those steering inputs.

If you prefer digging in the dirt, the Thrifty Motorkhana will offer up the challenge of navigating courses on grass and dirt, at the Blatherskite Park site on Saturday (9am-3pm) and Sunday (9am-4pm).

THE PROGRAM

WEDNESDAY 29 AUGUST

4pm-10pm: Local scrutineering and pre-judging

Lasseters Centre Of Entertainment

THURSDAY 30 AUGUST

9am-7pm: Entrants scrutineering and pre-judging

Lasseters Centre Of Entertainment

FRIDAY 31 AUGUST

9am-3pm: Entrants pre-judging

Lasseters Centre Of Entertainment

9am-4pm: Entrants scrutineering

Lasseters Centre Of Entertainment

4pm-10:30pm: Burnout Competition and Burnout Masters qualifying

Alice Springs Inland Dragway

SATURDAY 1 SEPTEMBER

8:30am-3pm: Drag racing

Alice Springs Inland Dragway

9am-3:30pm: Motorkhana (formerly Grass Driving) Blatherskite Park

9am-3:30pm: 4WD course

Blatherskite Park

9am-3:30pm: Show Hall open

Blatherskite Park 9am-4pm: Dyno Cell & Clinic

Blatherskite Park 5pm-5:45pm: Red CentreNATS Street Parade

Blatherskite Park 6:15pm-9:30pm: Show ’n’ Shine

Blatherskite Park 6pm-9:30pm: Rock N Rumble Concert

Blatherskite Park

SUNDAY 2 SEPTEMBER

9am-10:30am: Drag Racing Finals

Alice Springs Inland Dragway

9am-9:30pm: Show ’n’ Shine

Blatherskite Park

9am-4pm: Motorkhana (formerly Grass Driving) Blatherskite Park

9am-4pm: 4WD course

Blatherskite Park

9am-4pm: Dyno Cell & Clinic

Blatherskite Park

10am-12pm: Khanacross (formerly Motorkhana) Lasseters Centre Of Entertainment

11am-1pm: Burnout Competition Final

Alice Springs Inland Dragway

1pm-2pm: Burnout Masters Final

Alice Springs Inland Dragway

6pm-9:30pm: Podium Party

Blatherskite Park

KING MAKER

THE top dog at RCN each year is the Red CentreNATS Champion, and the competition is open to both Street- and Elite-class cars – so don’t think you need a candy two-pack tailshaft to get a sniff. Points are accumulated through cruising, drag racing, the driving events, plus the show judging, so have a crack, because you never never know if you never have a go.

Last year, Layton Crambrook’s epic HUMBLE HQ Monaro took the top gong, also scoring People’s Choice and a place in the Elite Top 10.

If you want to follow the entrants going for the title of Red CentreNATS Champion, you’ll have a busy Sunday, as they will be drag racing at ASID from 9 to 9:30am, before hitting Lasseters Centre Of Entertainment from 10 to 10:30am for their Khanacross, and then trekking back to Blatherskite Park for the Motorkhana from 11 to 11:30am.

DYNO-MITE

WE ALL like to guesstimate just how much grunt our cars have, but you can actually get a figure from the rear wheels of your own machine at the Diggamen Dyno Cell during Red CentreNATS! You’ll be able to have your car run on the chassis dyno from 9am to 4pm across Saturday and Sunday at the Blatherskite Park facility.

FOURBIE FANS

ALICE Springs is smack-bang in the middle of the Aussie outback, so it makes sense that Red CentreNATS organisers introduced a 4WD track at Blatherskite Park last year for the 4x4 fiends to check their flex on, and it is back for 2018!

Featuring a range of off-road obstacles, including log hops and barriers, it will be a beaut way to test how good your fourbie is – not to mention your driving skills!

Held at the Blatherskite Park grounds, the 4WD Course runs 9am-3:30pm on Saturday and 9am-4pm on Sunday.

RUMBLE IN THE PARK

THE Sun 969 Rock N Rumble concert is being held in Blatherskite Park on the Saturday night this year, running from 6 to 9:30pm.

Sunday night’s Podium Party will put a cap on the event as entrants and spectators pack the concert stage at Blatherskite Park to wind down, swap stories and enjoy a feed and some cold frothies.

For 2018, entry to the party is included with a Chrome or Sunday day pass, with entertainment, food stalls and a cash bar. There will also be a VIP area you can purchase entry to.

The Podium Party runs from 6 to 9:30pm, when the Blatherskite Park facility closes.

DRAG-ONS!

ROUGHLY 15km out of the centre of Alice, the quarter-mile at Alice Springs Inland Dragway (ASID) will run drag racing on both Saturday and Sunday during Red CentreNATS. So long as your car is safe and passes scrutineering, everyone is encouraged to have a crack.

You don’t need a twin-turbo drag monster like Adam Rogash’s epic ALLSHOW VK Commodore, either; Red CentreNATS is about everyone having fun with their cars, so head out and see if you can escape without getting hooked on drag racing!

The strip will run qualifying on Saturday from 8:30am ’til 3pm, and finals on Sunday from 9am to 10:30am.