LUCKY LAST

Rhi Turnum, email

A BUS carrying only ugly people crashes into an oncoming truck, and everyone inside dies. They then get to meet their maker, and because of the grief they have experienced, God decides to grant them one wish each before they enter Paradise.

They’re all lined up, and God asks the first man what his wish is. “I want to be incredibly handsome,” he says. So God snaps his fingers, and it is done.

The second one in line hears this and says: “I want to be incredibly handsome too.” Again, God snaps his fingers and the wish is granted.

This goes on for a while with each man asking to be handsome and each woman asking to be gorgeous. But when God is halfway down the line, the last guy in the line starts laughing.

When there are only 10 people left, this guy is rolling on the floor, laughing his head off. Finally, God reaches this last guy and asks him what his wish is.

The guy eventually calms down and says: “Make ’em all ugly again!”