THERE was a chimpanzee who was injured and taken to a rehabilitation hospital. While at the hospital he learned to eat with a fork, which he called his ‘three-point tool’.
Once he had recovered he was released back to the wild, but continued to eat with his three-point tool. But one day, he noticed it was missing. He asked all of the animals where it could be, and they all said to ask the jaguar.
So the chimp asked the jaguar about it. The jaguar said: “Of course I’ve seen it – I ate it!”
The shocked chimpanzee asked why.
“Well,” the big cat replied, “it’s because I’m a three-point tool-eater jaguar.”