NEVER FORGETS

Ellie Fantnoze, email

AN ELEPHANT and a crocodile are swimming in the Amazon, when the elephant spots a turtle sunning himself on a rock. The elephant walks over to the turtle, picks him up in his trunk and hurls him far into the jungle.

“What did you do that for?” the crocodile asks.

The elephant answers: “That turtle was the one that bit me almost 50 years ago.”

“And you remembered him after all these years?” the crocodile says. “Boy, you sure do have a good memory.”

“Yep,” the elephant replies. “I’ve got turtle recall.”