R Farf, email

A MAN takes his Rottweiler to the vet and says: “My dog’s cross-eyed, is there anything you can do for him?”

“Well,” the vet replies, “let’s have a look at him.”

So he picks the dog up and examines his eyes, then checks his teeth. Finally, he says: “I’m going to have to put him down.”

“What? Because he’s cross-eyed?”

“No, because he’s really heavy.”