Juan Liners, email

A MAN walks into a bar with a slab of asphalt under his arm and says: “A beer please, and one for the road.”

TWO cannibals are eating a clown. One says to the other: “Does this taste funny to you?”

I WENT to a seafood disco last week. I pulled a mussel.

A DYSLEXIC man walks into a bra.

AN INVISIBLE man marries an invisible woman.

The kids were nothing to look at either.

I WENT to buy some camouflage trousers the other day, but I couldn’t find any.

A SANDWICH walks into a bar. The bartender says: “Sorry, we don’t serve food in here.”