A SCIENCE professor and two of his students are walking to the lab for class, when they come across an antique oil lamp on the ground.
They rub it and a genie comes out in a puff of smoke.
The genie says: “I usually only grant three wishes, so I’ll give each of you just one.”
The first student says: “I want to be in the Bahamas, driving a speedboat with a gorgeous woman who sunbathes topless.” In a flash, he’s gone.
The second student says: “I want to be in Hawaii, relaxing on the beach with a professional hula dancer at my side and a Mai Tai in my hand.” In a flash, he’s gone.
“You’re next,” the genie says to the professor.
The professor says: “I want those two knuckleheads back in the lab in five minutes.”