SPOILSPORT

A Killjoy, email

A SCIENCE professor and two of his students are walking to the lab for class, when they come across an antique oil lamp on the ground.

They rub it and a genie comes out in a puff of smoke.

The genie says: I usually only grant three wishes, so Ill give each of you just one.

The first student says: I want to be in the Bahamas, driving a speedboat with a gorgeous woman who sunbathes topless. In a flash, hes gone.

The second student says: I want to be in Hawaii, relaxing on the beach with a professional hula dancer at my side and a Mai Tai in my hand. In a flash, hes gone.

Youre next, the genie says to the professor.

The professor says: I want those two knuckleheads back in the lab in five minutes.