K Wack, email

DONALD Duck and Daisy Duck were spending the night together in a hotel room, and Donald wanted to have ‘relations’ with Daisy.

The first thing Daisy asked was: “Do you have a condom?”

Donald frowned and replied: “No.”

Daisy told Donald that if he didn’t get a condom, they could not have relations.

“Maybe they sell them at the front desk,” Daisy suggested.

So Donald went down to the lobby and asked the hotel clerk if they had condoms.

“Yes, we do,” the clerk said. He pulled one out from under the counter and gave it to Donald.

The clerk asked: “Would you like me to put it on your bill?”

“Are you kidding?” Donald quacked. “I’ll thucking thuffocate.”