TWO men died at about the same time and arrived at the Pearly Gates together.
One asked the other how he died and what it was like. He replied that he froze to death, and at first it was painful from the slow freezing of his extremities, but then he stopped feeling anything.
The first man responded with his own story. He’d had a massive heart attack.
He knew his wife was cheating on him and was running up and down the stairs of his house trying to find the guy.
Having found no sign of him inside, he was racing outside to look in his shed and coldroom when he suffered his heart attack.
The second man was quiet for a moment, then quietly said: “Well, if you had checked the coldroom first, we’d both be still alive.”