Lucy Furr, email

THE devil visited a lawyer’s office and made him an offer. “Here’s what I can do for you,” the devil said.

“I can triple your salary; your business partners will love you; you’ll have plenty of loyal clients; you’ll have three months holiday per year and you’ll live to be 100. But in return, your wife’s soul and your children’s souls will rot in hell for eternity.”

The lawyer thought about this proposal for a few moments. “What’s the catch?” he asked.