Eric Shunn, email

A MAN goes to the nursing home to visit his 90-year-old dad. While he’s there, a nurse comes by and gives his father some warm milk and a Viagra tablet.

The man is taken aback. “What good will that do him at his age?” he demands.

“Well, the warm milk will help him sleep,” the nurse replies.

“What about the Viagra?”

The nurse replies: “It will keep him from rolling off the bed.”