Yuri Nator, email

TWO men were out fishing, when they found a lamp floating in the water.

One of the men picked it up and rubbed it, and all of a sudden a genie appeared. Unfortunately, it was a very low-level genie and could only grant one wish. The men thought for a few minutes and then wished for the entire lake to be made of the best beer in the world.

In an instant, their wish was granted. But one of the men got really angry.

“Dammit! Now we have to piss in the boat!”