FAIR QUESTION

Pastor Stoole, email

A BLONDE pushes her car into a petrol station. She tells the mechanic it died.

But after he works on it for a few minutes, it is idling smoothly.

“What’s the story?” the blonde asks.

The mechanic replies: “Just crap in the carburettor.”

The blonde is taken aback and asks: “How often do I have to do that?”