A TEACHER is teaching a class and she sees that Johnny isn’t paying attention, so she asks him: “If there are three ducks sitting on a fence, and you shoot one, how many are left?”
“None,” Johnny replies.
“And why do you say that?” the teacher asks.
“Because the shot scared them all off.”
The teacher says. “No, the answer is two, but I like your thinking.”
Then Johnny asks the teacher: “If you see three women walking out of an ice cream parlour, and one is licking her ice cream, one is sucking her ice cream, and one is biting her ice cream, which one is married?”
The teacher thinks for a minute and says: “The one sucking her ice cream?”
Johnny replies: “No, the one with the wedding ring – but I like your thinking!”