ON CHRISTMAS morning a cop on horseback is sitting at a traffic light. Next to him is a kid on his shiny new bike. The cop says to the kid: “Nice bike you got there. Did Santa bring that to you?”
“Yeah,” the kid replies.
The cop says: “Well, next year tell Santa to put a tail-light on that bike.” The cop then issues the kid a $20 bicycle safety violation ticket.
The kid takes the ticket and before he rides off says: “By the way, that’s a nice horse you got there.
Did Santa bring that to you?”
Humouring the kid, the cop replies: “Yeah, he sure did.”
“Well,” the kid says, “next year tell Santa to put the dick underneath the horse, instead of on top.”