PROGNOSIS: BOREDOM

Cal Kulaita, email

A WOMAN had been feeling very ill, but didn’t know why. So she went to the doctor, who gave her a complete physical exam. The doctor said: “I’m afraid I have some very bad news for you. You only have six months to live.”

The woman was horrified. “Oh doctor, what should I do?”

The doctor replied: “Marry an accountant.”

“Will that make me live longer?”

“No,” said the doctor, “but it will seem longer.”