PINT-SIZED?

Al Keyhole, email

AN ENGLISHMAN, an Irishman and a Scotsman walk into a bar. Each man orders a pint of beer.

The drinks arrive and the three men are all about to take a sip when they notice that each of their pints has a fly in it.

The Englishman just looks at his pint in disgust and pushes it away. The Irishman picks out the fly with his fingers, throws it away and drinks his beer.

The Scotsman pulls the fly out of his pint and holds it over the glass, saying: “Come on, ya wee git, spit it out!”