HIRED HELP

Sunil Beesact, email

A YOUNG executive was leaving the office at 6pm when he found the CEO standing in front of a shredder with a piece of paper in hand.

“Listen,” the CEO said, “this is important, and my secretary has left. Can you make this thing work?”

“Certainly,” the young executive replied. He turned the machine on, inserted the paper, and pressed the start button.

“Excellent!” said the CEO as his paper disappeared inside the machine. “I just need one copy.”