Like An M7... But Not

BMWs fastest-accelerating production car is an unhinged 7-Series with a 448kW 6.6-litre V12. Meet the M760Li

by GEORG KACHER

FIRST FANG BMW M760Li xDrive

BMWs fastest-accelerating production car is an unhinged 7-Series with a 448kW 6.6-litre V12. Meet the M760Li

This wild beast weighs a substantial 2180kg, but counters that with an equally mammoth 6.6-litre, twin-turbo V12

UDI has the S8 and the S8 Plus, Mercedes-AMG offers the S63 and the even brawnier S65. Maserati weighs in with the powerful Quattroporte and Bentley is laying the finishing touches on the next Flying Spur. And now BMW also wants a share of the highend, go-fast-in-total-comfort action. Surely this means an M7 badge, right? Wrong. Just as Audi deems the RS8 badge a step too far, Munichs new flagship instead carries the M760Li moniker.

An M7 would not work in this essentially conservative segment, claims Frank van Meel, head of the M division. Its almost impossible to find enough hardcore enthusiasts for an emphatically sporty, uncompromised, radically dynamic entry. Thats why we created the M760Li which aims to combine the best of both worlds.

Hence, if our matte brown range-topper had been designed from scratch as the big brother of the M5, it would likely boast a more aggressive stance, possess a louder livery and shed weight with composite panels.

Thats without mentioning water injection, active aerodynamics and carbon-ceramic brakes. Alas, the M760Li utilises none of the above. However, this isnt a car you can make assumptions on at face value.

This wild beast, conceived within the skunkworks of the M division, weighs a substantial 2180kg, but counters that with an equally mammoth 6.6-litre, twin-turbo V12 packing 448kW/800Nm. Luckily, allwheel drive harnesses all that oomph and rear-wheel steering subjectively shrinks the extended wheelbase and spices up turn-in at the same time. To keep the experience plush and 7 Series-esque, the package also includes air suspension, adaptive damping and active, electrically-operated anti-roll bars.

Getting the entire picture and fully comprehending the figures at play here is to understand that the M760Li is verging on supercar status on paper, at least. Some thoroughbred sports cars would certainly pale with envy. With launch control activated, the would-be M7 gets to 100km/h from rest in just 3.7 seconds. Specify the M driving package and you can cruise at 305km/h instead of a mere 250km/h. More to the point, when behind the wheel the acceleration is so intoxicating and relentless that is feels like youre switching on afterburners. In Sport, the talented eightspeed automatic is a willing partner, automatically shifting down early when prompted and holding onto gears where appropriate.

A So the M part of the M760Li badge doesnt look so out of place after all, however this model distorts the big picture even more when you remember that its primarily targeted at people wholl sit in the back seat.

That is, image-greedy, chauffeur-driven customers with a penchant for opulence. Hence, sir/madam must have the classic M treatment, which looks funky and functional thanks to the wraparound aerodynamic kit and the bespoke 20-inch wheels, wrapped in 245/40 Michelin Pilot Sport tyres up front and even wider 275/35s at the back.

Weve deduced that the full-flight 7 Series has the numbers and design befitting the haloed M, but whats it all mean when behind the wheel? We drove the M760Li on the road and track yes, thats a 7 Series on a racetrack to find out. The track in question is apt: a freshly laid ribbon of tarmac that forms part of a rich mans playground just outside La Quinta, California.

The venue is leased out to groups like the BMW Driving Academy, so its a stern test for the big Bimmer.

With former DTM champion Martin Tomcyk at the wheel of the pace car, our steed achieved remarkable tyre and brake degradation in no time. With so much

weight, mass, momentum and ambition entering the equation, a first-class ticket straight to understeer city was the order of the day. The nose-heavy V12 refuses to turn in on first attempt, but its something you deal with by taking it in your stride. Frivolity is electronically interrupted anyway by an overzealous stability control system. It can largely be avoided by opening up the steering and drip-feeding the masses of torque when on the limit of adhesion.

While the stonking 448kW four-seat limo may not be the track-day tool of choice, it is a remarkably capable and entertaining back-road conqueror when whipped through its paces especially on a closed section of highway 74. However, before you venture too far into the app-controlled, in-dash lap timer, make sure you access the Executive Drive Pro settings. Basically, forget Comfort and Comfort Plus, except perhaps to tone down the dampers on truly rotten tarmac. Sport is clearly the preferred calibration; it warrants a meatier steering response and a livelier dialogue between the engine and transmission.

On this particular stretch of closed, skyward spiralling blacktop, the M760Li would likely eclipse its rivals in eight-out-of-10 disciplines. It is, for instance, more planted and focused than the S-Class twins from Affalterbach and its chassis is much more compliant than the unforgivably stiff S8. Overall, the steering is more communicative than the AMGs, but not quite as transparent and linear as the pre-facelifted Quattroporte. And of course, traction is in abundance period. Its unlike any BMW to wear the M badge in that regard. Of course, thats likely to change.

Where the brakes have to be put on the praise is, ahem, in terms of brakes. On the second downhill run they start showing signs of distress, powdering the blue calipers with acid grey dust. Additionally, the overzealous stability control and the heavy demands of track work means the brakes exhaust early. After merely three hot laps, effort increases notably and the pedal travel is a direct result of arresting the pace underfoot.

All told, the stopping system does put on a brave face given the punishment being dished out.

Yet it does leave one wanting the aforementioned composite rotors which would, even as an option, make spirited drivers happy. Not to mention the extra valet-parking cred. However, the answer is an emphatic no. This type of brakes is not in line with the character of the car, reasons the boss. Im struggling to picture an M760Li owner who would push the upgraded steel discs to their limit.

Despite certain, shall we say, idiosyncrasies, this BMW does win you over with its epic performance, riveting cornering grip and the intriguing handling.

Nurse the front tyres and the latest would-be M-car will inspire and satisfy, challenge and reward while generally going through its motion with verve and sharpness. For a change, all those weighty, chassisrelated trickeries suddenly make a lot of sense. Body roll is now merely a gesture, chuckability bonds with directional stability and the overt sure-footedness permits indecent cornering speeds.

Similar praise would apply to an identically prepped 750i which is another way of saying that its primarily the charismatic V12 which lifts the M760Li above the rest of the range. The trick twin-turbo motor makes all the right noises, too, from a bass-heavy purr at idle to a full-bodied growl when approaching the 6000rpm cut-out. Thankfully, the M division spared us the chipinduced, brash acoustics with fake throttle blipping and computer-generated lift-off misfiring.

However, with 800Nm of torque available from just 1550rpm, youll hardly ever need to search in the upper reaches of the rev range. Although, even when wafting along in eighth gear you still know that full-fisted acceleration is only a kickdown to fourth away. In Sport, revs and ratios interact with rubberdevouring energy, especially when accelerating hard out of second- and third-gear corners. Not bad for what is essentially a revamp of an old engine, even if it must do without fancy e-chargers, 48-volt circuits, coasting functions and zero-emissions friendliness. The latter is also probably a good thing considering the claimed combined 12.6L/100km fuel consumption.

With 800Nm of torque available from just 1550rpm, youll hardly need to search in the upper reaches of the rev range

BMW is one of the few manufacturers that still builds twelve-cylinder engines, says van Meel. With the 7 Series-based Alpina B7 covering the V8 side of the business, we took the V12 under our wings because of its awesome power and brand-shaping glory. You see, numbers arent everything in the ultra-luxury league.

What matters every bit as much are the emotions triggered by this complex unit and the car it propels.

The market in which the $419,000 M760Li competes in is small, but very lucrative. Mercedes builds about 6000 AMG-prepared S Classes per year globally, Audi does close to 2000 of the S8 and S8 Plus, while Maserati and Bentley are either slightly ahead or not far behind its rivals. Although BMW refuses to disclose target sales figures, doubling the output of the previousgeneration 760i, which found only 1100 takers, would likely be considered a sound commercial success.

Overall, this is a car defined by marketing. Its an impressively capable compromise and an intriguing breed of differing ideologies. Its strong dynamics, paired with commendable refinement, are the strength of this somewhat offbeat BMW. After all, you have to remember that this is a big car with staid looks, gentlemanly manners and more technological trickery than one can master.

Ultimately it misses M7 approval because its appearance is simply not special enough and its donor 7 Series DNA is conservative to its (carbon) core.

Its trademark goals are, in part, compromised by the massive weight, ho-hum brakes and inherent preference for understeer, although the bonkers acceleration, seemingly mid-size-car agility in a fullsize package and the thoroughly involving driving experience makes praise easy to dish out. Okay, the M760Li isnt an M7 in Sunday clothes, but its more fun to drive than the no-frills 760i it replaces. Its a discreet four-door limo that happens to go like stink. M

The M760Li is more fun than the no-frills 760i it replaces. Its a discreet four-door limo that happens to go like stink

The Specs

Ultimate executive express

BMW M760Li xDrive

BODY 4-door, 5-seat sedan DRIVE all-wheel ENGINE 6592cc V12, DOHC, 48v, twin-turbo BORE/STROKE 88.3 x 89.0mm COMPRESSION 10.0:1 POWER 448kW @ 5500-6500rpm TORQUE 800Nm @ 1550-5000rpm POWER/WEIGHT 206kW/tonne TRANSMISSION 8-speed automatic WEIGHT 2180kg SUSPENSION (F) A-arms, air springs, anti-roll bar SUSPENSION (R) multi-links, air springs, anti-roll bar L/W/H 5238/1902/1485mm WHEELBASE 3210mm TRACKS 1611/1640mm (f/r) STEERING electrically-assisted rack-and-pinion BRAKES (F) 395mm ventilated discs, 4-piston calipers BRAKES (R) 398mm ventilated discs, single-piston calipers WHEELS 20.0 x 8.5-inch (f), 20.0 x 10.0-inch (r) TYRE SIZES 245/40 ZR20 (f), 275/35 ZR20 (r) TYRE Michelin Pilot Sport PRICE AS TESTED $419,000 PROS Eff ortless performance; tech; handling CONS Tame styling; weight, underdone brakes STAR RATING 11113