DAILY NUMPTIES

Anonymous, via email

AS A sales executive for a well-known sportscar brand, I can tell you, I put my life on the line daily: I test drive our vehicles.

The ones that can travel from 0-100km/h in 3.55sec to our slowest at 0-100km/h in 5.6sec. You would be shocked even more than your February editorial outlined.

What part of Ďmove over to the left and travel at the indicated limití donít you understand? What part of Ďuse your mirrorsí donít you understand? What part of Ďitís just a slight bend, donít back off or brakeí donít you understand? What part of Ďdonít even think of looking at your phone, let alone touch ití donít you understand? What part of Ďlook up, donít tail-gateí donít you understand?

The biggest worry is not only do I share the roads with these boneheads, but they also vote. It is truly frightening.

Yes, I am still a dirty rotten car rat.