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Is our M135i the best hi-po BMW ever? DC dusts off some old mags to find out

Is our M135i the best hi-po BMW ever? DC dusts off some old mags to fi nd out

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Long term diaries


ERFORMANCE Car of the Year this month made me reflect on past PCOTYs, progress, and how weíre all the more lucky for it. BMW has twice won PCOTY Ė in 1997 with the E36 M3, and in 2002 with the E46. And, as is normally the case flicking through old mags and revisiting performance figures, theyíre often worth a laugh. The E36 did 0-100km/h in 5.79sec and a 13.93sec quarter Ė quite respectable, when you consider they can be had for less than $15K these days (see p126). In some ways, 210kW and 320Nm is nothing to sneeze at in 2016, let alone 1997.

Yet progress back then wasnít especially kind to all performance Bimmers, at least in a drag racing sense. In 2002, when it won PCOTY, despite the passage of five years and an extra 42kW/45Nm, the E46 M3 could only manage 5.78sec to 100km/h and a 13.77sec quarter. Still not a slug, but nothing like the leap to where we find ourselves now.

Yes, thatís where Iím going with all this: the M135i will blow its PCOTYwinning forebears into the weeds.

To an extent, so it should Ė itís been 14 years since the E46 M3 won PCOTY. Yet itís no less impressive to consider the M135i Ė not even a Ďproperí M car Ė does 0-100 in 4.84sec and 0-400m in 12.98sec (our times).

Lap times are just as revealing.

Cameron McConville wrung a 1:41.56 from the E46 M3 at Winton in 2002; Luffy did a 1:39.8 in the M135i at Bang For Your Bucks last year.

But the price is where progress is most apparent. In 2002, the E46 cost $141,500. The M135i, before options, today costs $62,900.

P Yes, obviously weíre talking different eras here, and just because itís faster doesnít make the M135i greater. To make these comparisons is, in some ways, to trespass on holy grounds, such is the E46ís legend.

But the M135i is the better car, that much is certain. As a daily, in this day and age, I know which one Iíd prefer.

Even in isolation our M135i is shaping up as a great long termer. Iíve no major grievances to list. And trust me, Iím easily annoyed.

I only have a list of little things: the dual-zone air-con apparently doesnít sync driver and passenger temperatures (a serious grate for anyone with OCD) ; brakes that are just a little too grabby right as you come to a stop; and the variable steering can still feel a little hyperactive around town, even after youíre used to it.

The car could sound better, too. Itís not that it sounds bad, it just doesnít sound particularly great.

But these, clearly, are minor things.

On the whole, the M135i didnít earn an honourable mention on my personal list of Ďgreatest cars of 2015í without reason. One of my best drives last year was up Lake Mountain, in alpine Victoria, with the M135i.

Suddenly the alert steering made sense, gifting the little Bimmerís frontend with an addictive keenness. The grunt was great, and those tightlystacked eight gears meant there was a ratio for every corner. Iím starting to wonder if the M135i is the best performance BMW Iíve driven. Yes, ever Ė better than an M4 or M5, and obviously not faster, but more friendly, more engaging and more fun.

If only it had the optional limited slip diff. More on that next month. Ė DC



Feels a poofteenth under-tyred Ė in a good way, itís so friendly at the limit. Very fun.


Lack of a digital speedo.

MOMENT favourite

Halfway up Lake Mountain in Sport Plus. Has a gear for every corner.

I wonder if the M135i is the best performance BMW Iíve ever driven?